May 20 2013
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Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
(via inevitablefandomships)
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Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
(via sassypotterr)
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artsyravenclawwitch asked: All Hogwarts Houses standing up for Women’s rights
Hufflepuff:
Once we set our minds to something, we get shit done.
Slytherin:
Ravenclaw:
How about just
Gryffindor:I couldn’t decide between these 3, so here have them all. The first two are on more of an individual day to day level and the third is more of the group mentality.
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Me watching NCIS
Guy: we’ve been following that clubs for months- drug dealing, prstitution, that kind of thing.
Ziva: so why haven’t they been breasted?
*awkward silence*
DiNozzo: she means busted.
Me: BAHAHAHAHA
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- fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
- real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me* .
